Because of a certain someone, but really a certain someone, I CAN NO LONGER BLOG BECAUSE a bagillion and one people read this thing.
Now, I love most of the people in my life currently, but really half of you piss me off from time to time.
Hence I created this good for nothing blog. When you all piss me off, I no longer can just blog my feelings out. Instead I need to keep it to myself and go punch some trees
IT EFFIN BLOWS AND I WANT IT TO GO AWAY.
well… actually I love the attention so I have no idea what can possibly make this situation any better. I just needed to rant for some reason, plus I haven’t blogged in a while.
Alright, well it’s pretty obvious I haven’t been able to blog because so many freaking people read this good for nothing blog.
Therefore my audience is limited. I mean, I don’t exactly want the people who piss me off to know they piss me off.
But here is a message to all my haters.
ENOUGH. Just please go away and stop picking on me. I know I’m easy to make fun of, I know that you guys actually love me ( or you say ) but it’s annoying and it hurts.
Yes, I have a good sense of humor, but a girl can only deal with so much till it blows over.
You guys and your good for nothing asses go and create a CLUB against me on face freakin book.
Are you forreal? You are lucky that I am awesome and really didn’t get hurt from it then, nor make a scene. I let you guys poke your fun, and you did. Enough
Many of you seem to think that openly hating me in public is okay.
I’m not going to lie, I do it quite often, but even though I know you are joking, it really hurts because none of you are openly nice.
So I am consistently getting open fake hate. Which can really mess with a person who is always preoccupied and stressed.
If you really do have a problem with anything I have said, just stop being a fake ass barbie and tell me to my face. Nuff said.
I know that you all are “joking” and “love me” but I never seem to see that and frankly I am getting hurt at this point.
I am probs going to cut most of you out for the next two weeks ( because that’s how I deal with anger other than this blog that freaking Augusto- code name for someone else- told everyone about), so now my options are limited.
I don’t have whooping cough. No where close
So my two month disease is still undiagnosed.
I have nothing left to say about doctors…
Let’s talk about this new fudgery going on around FACEBOOK.
So I am doing my daily creepin on people’s walls, and suddenly I get thrown off and see this new ass profile.
LIKE WHAT THE WHAT?
It’s called “timeline” and it legitimately gives me a headache just looking at it.
First off, I don’t give two shizzes about what a person did 5 years ago.
heck, I don’t even care what they did a week ago.
I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED RECENTLY.
Jeez is that too hard to ask.
And let’s not get started with the backdrop vs. the pro pic.
I already have a hard enough time picking one picture as my pro pic, NOW I ESSENTIALLY HAVE TO PICK TWO.
AND ONE OF THEM TAKES UP THE WHOLE EFFIN PAGE!
Seriously come on Facebook.
The worst part is, people are switching to it because they think it’s “cool”
WELL I’LL TELL YOU WHAT’S COOL.
Stop being some dumb fudge follower and stick to your original profile. Honestly this timeline crap is for two timing losers, and no one should switch.
Mr. Suckerberg, first you screw over your best friend Alfonzo, or Eduardo ( whatever his name is I don’t give a dang), and now you’re screwing over the rest of the facebook users with this confusing ass crap.
You just made creeping a whole lot harder, and I will not tolerate it.
Good news! I actually didn’t have MONO which I ended up getting tested for.
Bad news, the freakin doctor told me now she wants to test me for Whooping Cough
This means three things:
1) The doctor first said I had an allergy: WRONG. Wasted $60 and about 4 hours of my life altogether
2) The doctor tested me for mono upon request. And that came negative
3) The doctor now thinks I had whooping cough, which makes no sense because I had a vaccine for that.
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUDGE I am going to die before any doctor actually diagnoses me T_T
Again, doctors in general are a major waste of profession and our country needs to educate them more ( because 10 years is not enough including residency)
So I’ve had this really bad throat ache/cough/fever/basically dying disease for the last three months. It has been debilitating and I can barely move. ( JK, I go on with life like people should and suck it up).
However, I ran out of Nyquil, and I couldn’t go to sleep anymore, so I decided I might as well go to the Health Services on my campus, because apparently our health services is ranked number one out of all the universities in the country. ( THIS IS FALSE)
So I mustered up enough effort to go the freakin doctors, which is almost all the way across campus for me. Who the hell designed my university OMG. ( See Atherton post).
At the doctors, I needed to wait a good hour. I missed my freaking biology class, which let me tell you, is the only class I somewhat enjoy. After a long as hell time, I was finally called in. They did all the regular shin dig ( aka pressure, weight, height) and then put me in a room. I ended up just falling asleep because no one came for 30 min!
Seriously, my time is priceless. I should charge those asshats for taking up all this time unnecessarily. Finally the doctor comes in, and after examining me and asking useless questions that I could have asked myself, he concludes that I am allergic to something.
Um, news flash, I would know if I was allergic to something, and the last time I checked, an allergic reaction doesn’t last three months! Amateurs…
Any fudging who, he schedules an appointment with the allergy testing center three weeks later. THREE MORE WEEKS I HAD TO GO THROUGH THIS TURMOIL.
Finally, the appointment time comes. YAY jk I was so pissed at this point. Now, this testing center was in the middle of bumblefudge. I google mapped that jawn, and it said it was a 45 min walk. UM snitch please I was not about to walk that far just to get an allergy test.
I decided to take a cab, which was late, and costed $10 each way. FML. Again, at the allergy testing center I had to wait about an hour before I got served. Seriously people…. what the freaking hell?
Then came time for the test. I had to lay on my back and flinch while they pricked me 2324502830498 times in my back with allergens. After that shiz was done, the doctor came and told me
" So you’re not allergic to anything"
WHAT THE WHAT? I could have effin told you that asshat! I JUST PAID $60 ( cab + co-pay ) FOR YOU TO TELL ME SOMETHING I COULD HAVE ALREADY CONCLUDED. AND I AM A FIRST-YEAR STUDENT.
Omg our country’s health care system…. we should have just copied Canada. They at least know whatsup.
So yea, my disease is still not conclusive. I think it probs was MONO. Didn’t figure that out from the doctor. Nope, that was just pure genius, aka ME. #surroundedbyincompetence
I hate it when people perceive me as someone I AM CLEARLY NOT.
Basically, when it comes to liking me it’s very cut and dry.
Either you Like me, or you really don’t. I would like to say its about half and half amongst the people around me.
Any freakin who, apparently people who don’t know me ( meaning they aren’t worth my time) think I am a crazy psycho loose annoying arrogant bitch.
Only one of those adjectives is correct. I am a bitch. Heck, almost every girl is so freaking get out of the hole you are living in and realize that.
I am not crazy, I am eccentric. I am not psycho, I like to have fun. I am not “loose” ( like omg I am pretty prude not gonna lie). I don’t know if I am annoying, I mean, I will pester and nag till I get what I want. I guess I am two adjectives, I am somewhat arrogant.
I mean, if you aren’t in love with yourself, how do you expect other’s to?
Idk, I just really hate that people gain a perception of you and refuse to accept anything else. First off, how do you have the nerve to put a label on me when you obviously don’t know me, nor have we ever really talked.
Talk about judging a book from it’s freaking cover. Forget the cover, you’re judging a book by the packaging it comes in when you first buy it!
Honestly, I am pretty down to earth. I am not full of shit in the least bit, and I am straightforward and honest. I like to have a good time, and I like to be outgoing and fun.
If that bother’s you, then that means your friends are boring as hell.
Lately everybody and everything has been making me quite angry.
Like, my blood pressure has been off the freakin charts.
Aiight, so I rushed this business fudging frat, and SO Many things went wrong.
1) I DIDn’t get a bid because apparently I am not “sincere” enough
WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL
How you gonna tell me I am not sincere. First off, I talked to all my friends for weeks about this frat. I only told you guys how much I loved the people and how helpful your frat can be for me in the future.
I nailed my interview, and I am basically perfect for you.
AND YOU GO AND TELL ME I AM NOT SINCERE ENOUGH?
Do you own a freakin dictionary? Like really… I don’t even think you know what that means.
2) I told all my friends to rush your frat, and you gave TWO OF THEM BIDS.
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?! They never would have rushed if it wasn’t for me.
Like honestly, I figure I am just too good for you. You must be intimidated.
AND THEN you go and tell me I should rush in the spring?
HAH HAH HAH
You really think I have that low of pride to do that? NO FREAKIN WAY
Your frat is honestly a waste of my precious time at this point, and trust me, give me the next four years and I can OBLITERATE whatever reputation you had.
On top of all this shizniz, my parents are mad at me because apparently going to your school’s football game and not coming home for your sister’s birthday ( 14th, which is insignificant) is something that is “looked down upon”
Now they are threatening to take me off the credit card because apparently money comes too easily to me.
LIKE WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON WITH MY LIFE?!?!
How in the world do I please all these people because everyone in my mind is FREAKING INSINCERE.
I seriously just want to stab everyone with my umbrella, because… here wait for it….
IT IS RAINING ALL THE TIME HERE #perilsoflivinginavalley
AND FUDGE WEATHER.COM because they told me if was supposed to be raining every single hour from 10 am - 5 pm, and it rained ONCE.
So I am walking outside, in blazin hot sun, wearing rainboots and carrying a big ass umbrella, basically looking like a fool, and I am just so pissed.
EVERYONE SHOULD JUST GO CRAWL INTO A HOLE SO I NEVER HAVE TO SEE THEM.
Listen to this fudgery
Last night, I stayed up till 2 am studying for my bio exam. ( it was hard btw)
SO I go to bed finally, and I am pretty sure I was having a good sleep, when ALL OF a sudden I hear this ungodly noise.
It literally sounded like a monkey being strangled
I barely wake up and my roommate is like ” get up”
and I was like
and she was like
" That’s the fire alarm"
WHAT. DA. FUDGE
It was 4:50 am, and the freakin fire alarm was going off? Like are you forreal?
I refused to leave without my essentials! So as I tripped into my chair 3 times ,I got my shoes ( which were black therefore harder to find), my wallet, and a sweatshirt.
Now, my school never told us what to do in case of a fire, so basically I just walked out the door.
Outside it was so gosh dang cold. Seriously, everyone was asleep by that time. It was too late to be coming back from a party, and too early for any normal person to be awake.
Now 20 min. pass, and no sign of anything happening. The monkey was still freakin shrieking, and some people tried going back in.
That’s the honors college for you right there.. going back in as the alarm is still going off.
Then, we see a fire truck crawling down the street at 2 mph. THERE WAS NO ONE IN THE STREET.
Finally after 30 min, we are allowed to go back inside
ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME
Literally that was very unecessary.
Well later I found out a pipe burst,
I want to sleep. Leave me alone assface